Sometimes other foods marry other foods
THE ONLY OTHER THINGS I DO WHILE DOING THINGS I ACTUAL WILLINGLY DO FOR ONCE IS REBLOG POSTS OR MAKE PERSONAL POSTS ABOUT IT

JESUS CHRIST NEVER BOTHER ME AT THIS TIME IF YOU HAVE ACTUAL NONSENSE TO SPEAK ABOUT. UGHGHGHHGHG

AND WHY MUST PEOPLE ALWAYS TALK TO ME WHILE I’M TALKING SOMEONE ON THE PHONE

AND WHEN YOU PEOPLE JUST ADD UNNECESSARY THINGS TO MY SENTENCES LIKE WHEN I SaY, “Okay, hey, this is Muriel- “AND ____!” 

JUST SHUT UP, NO ONE ASKED YOU, IT’S NOT EVEN FUNNY, I’M TALKING TO MY MOM, IT’S EVEN URGENT, I DON’T NEED YOUR INPUT. IT’S NOT CUTE. DID ANYONE ASK, NO.

I ALSO DON’T LIKE IT WHEN YOU ASK ME STUPID QUESTIONS WHILE I’M ON THE PHONE.

CAN’T YOU NOT FUCKING WAIT? JUST SHUTTTT UPPP,

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I CANNOT EVEN STRESS ALLL THESE ENOUGH NOW LOOK, MY MOTIVATION TO DO ANYTHING HAS DROPPED DUE TO FRUSTRATION.

WOW

oh GOD this is what happpens when things fall out of my binder and i have to put it back together, don’t mind me, just irritated from how much crap this worn-out binder gives me

I forgot to return one of the short story sheets from my English class.

Is there some sort of way to un-exist.

artisticallyinsaneblog:

clinical-detachment:

JOHN WE JUST FOUND OUR FIRST CLUE.

EJEUGSKHF?SD

artisticallyinsaneblog:

clinical-detachment:

JOHN WE JUST FOUND OUR FIRST CLUE.

EJEUGSKHF?SD

canadiannarwhal:

i-hopeyou-dance:

amethyst-rose23:

and so I discover why my generation is so weird

I will not never reblog

omfg Megan its us
This is a picture of today, when I gave my friend a piggyback ride; like I always do. I was bored and she was just walking right in front of me. So, I jumped on her back and said, “EMERGENCY PIGGYBACK RIDE, GO GO GO, ONWAOORRORODDDD!” Then she brought me to my locker, then I gave her one in return and I wanted to run really fast, but I missed a step and fell and scraped my knee real bad. It was worth it though! 

This is a picture of today, when I gave my friend a piggyback ride; like I always do. I was bored and she was just walking right in front of me. So, I jumped on her back and said, “EMERGENCY PIGGYBACK RIDE, GO GO GO, ONWAOORRORODDDD!” Then she brought me to my locker, then I gave her one in return and I wanted to run really fast, but I missed a step and fell and scraped my knee real bad. It was worth it though! 

I’m technically facebook stalking my friend just for an art reference

I feel like such a creep, what if my sister’s walk in on me looking at my friend’s pictures and think I have some kind of obsession over her.

omg eating mocha cake

lolol txt it

thedragonflystorm:

I don’t know how to explain this. I regret nothing.

thedragonflystorm:

I don’t know how to explain this. I regret nothing.

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theaceofspadezz:

llamaplz:

i honestly feel 100% better after watching this

OHMYGOD

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oh my god what i cant

lolol

Oh my god, it’s so in sync with the music, and the way it moves. This is actually really lovely. :’I

reaill:

pepperonideluxe:

ladyknightofnight:

eytancragg:

haunterdubstep:

wethinktherefore:

fuckyeahorchestra:

caitikoi:

You wanna know how most metallic sounds in horror movies are made?

Introducing, the Waterphone (or H2OPhone), a very versatile and creepy instrument.

whoa :0 that’s coolio yo.

IT COSTS $1000. WHAT THE FUCK.

I’m so glad this is insanely expensive

I’d otherwise be tempted to buy one and play it in the middle of the night just outside my sister’s room

it looks pretty simple to make tho.

…now I know why dad wants me to learn welding

Whoa that is crazy neat and spooky I want one

WHAT IF

I USED THIS WHEN TELEMARKETERS PHONE ME

OR BETTER YET

WHEN THAT CREEPY STALKER LADY WHO WANTS MY DAD CALLS AT 2AM